This child makes me proud.

I hope all children from Generation XYZZ-1 are like you, son.

Taken from failblog.org

Answer me this...

Are Ben Affleck and Matt Damon cranking out babies simultaneously on purpose?

Matt's wifey, Isabella just gave birth to their second daughter while Jennifer and Ben officially announced their pregnancy and are halfway (I think?) through so by the end of this year they'll have a baby too. How Will and Grace would it be if Ben Affleck had a junior and he'd end up with Baby Girl Damon 2.0? Awww.

It's too bad Sam and I decided to entrust our future children (children with our husbands ok??) with Clar until they're 8 years old for proper nutrition. I can't force their love to blossom.

Please watch this. Chelsea Handler is so disturbing but its so hilarious.

Chelsea Lately with The Jonas Brothers

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!

Christian Bale Arrested on Assault

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/22/christian-bale-dark-knight-uk/

In contrast to the clean, crisp, sophisticated possible couple, Robert Pattinson and Camilla Belle, we have the seemingly always sweaty, just got out of bed, haven't bathed in a few days pairing of ( Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson )

Answer me this:

Like fine wine, Pierce Brosnan just gets better with age. He's hairy, he's got a hint of a beer belly, he's singing and dancing in probably one of the cheesiest (and i mean that in the BEST possible way) movies ever and he's still (to quote Zoolander) so ridiculously good-looking?

Sam, now I understand the random Pierce Brosnan text today.

EDIT: I just watched the trailer for Twilight and he's so gorgeous as a vampire!!! It's the Christian Bale vibe all over again!

I don't love love love Robert Pattinson. I think he's prettyVERY attractive. On the other hand, I just have to say that Camilla Belle is seriously one of the most gorgeous women in the world.

They're apparently now together and seriously...that's a beautiful and classy young couple, doncha think?



And is it just me or can he pass as Michael Buble's younger brother/son? (Maybe its the eye-squint they both have going on.)

PS: Would it hurt to smile a bit? You both are so pretty!

Answer me this:

I love eBay but what exactly does Constance White (the Style Director of eBay) do?

She's on most (if not all) the E! fashion countdowns and even sits in for Nina Garcia in some Project Runway episodes.

Allow me to share some pretty irrelevant thoughts I've been harboring for some time now.

I love pop music. The more bubble-gummy and ear bleedingly cheezy, the more I love. And yeah, I bought Bop and Tiger beat on a weekly basis back in the day so I could cut out the posters/wallet-size pictures of *Nsync, etc. for a scrapbook. (Yeah, I was one of those!) Take *Nsync for example. They were my el ultimo obsession after Pokemon and Star Wars. From the five marionettes that still are displayed publicly in my room down to the necklace pre-i'm gay Lance Bass wore in most of their promotional pictures, I looked OR asked my mom to look for. So the coolest thing about them was that they sound good live. Considering that in their Madison Square Garden concert they were either jumping, tumbling or were suspended in the air 99% of the show, they still sounded great! Out of all their contemporaries at that time, Christina, 98 Degrees, Britney (actually Britney's vocals actually benefit from her pulsating dance moves, doncha think?), they actually sound the most credible, I think? Even my brother (Jazz fusion disciple that he is), my go-to guy for a music elitist's opinion, thought they were pretty decent.

Enter the Jonas Brothers. The reason why they, along with Miley Cyrus, don't irritate me as much (or at all!) as they do most of the people in my age bracket and above is because I love that they're bringing back the happy happy joy joy bubblegum music of yore, the most uncomplicated and painless songs that were so hip pre-2003. Hell yeah, I actually spent $0.99++ to get a few songs by the JoBros on iTunes. So imagine my disappointment when I caught their first appearance on Ellen. They were as carefully calculated and charming (with promises of virginity and all) as boybands of before...with a MUCH better fashion sense.

Watch me get excited to hear them sing live for the first time. They were gonna sing "When You Look Me In The Eyes". Staple ballad required in all pop albums. Simple, catchy and it got the girls screaming. No dancing required, only them and their instruments. As soon as singer Jonas opened his mouth to sing the first few lines, my jaw dropped. IT WAS NASTY. Like when you're walking in the street and smell dog shit, cat shit and rat pee at the same time. They honestly sounded like they got kicked in the nuts after getting kicked in the nuts. As soon as the other JoBro opened his mouth to sing with the lead JoBro to produce "harmony" it was anything but. So I thought it might've been a bad day for the JoBros but I caught a couple more performances on other shows a few weeks and they still sounded terrible. After that I Youtubed a few more performances and it didn't get better. SIGH. So there, that's my irrelevant bad thought: The Jonas Brothers not only can't sing live, they sound like crap in shiny suits. How disappointing.

They really seemed like they were gonna be the heir apparent to the boyband throne (in my heart at least). That era will never come back in atleast fifteen more years when Justin Timberlake realizes he needs money and agrees to an *Nsync Reunion Tour which will be even MORE depressing since by that time Chris Kirkpatrick will just have celebrated his 51st birthday. OHWELL.

Check it out:

A day after the finale aired, this is the top ten on iTunes right now haha. Check out 1-4 and 10.

Very cute Guitar Hero ads that kept showing throughout the AmIdol Finale.





In fairness, ang endearing ni Archuleta, he doesn't look awkward :)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Yes.

Although I've tried to set up a fund to stop the wedding of Zac Hanson, and I talk about other male celebrities every so often, the ultimate crush of my life will always,ALWAYS be...

( HELLO LOVER! )

If you haven't seen it on UsWeekly, People.com or other entertainment blogs, here's to commemorating Serena and Dan!

( Them in real life. )